Joke of the Day
A mother in law said to her son's wife when the baby was born "I don't mean to be rude, but he doesn't look anything like my son."
The daughter in law lifted her skirt and said, "I don't mean to be rude either, but this is a fanny, not a f*cking photo copier"
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